Zombie Alpacalypse

Step 1

It is a well known fact that alpacas hate llamas. In order to protect yourself from the impending doom that is the Alpacalypse, people everywhere must start investing in llamas. Llamas will not only protect your family by warding off the alpaca-zombies, but can be ridden into battle to fight those blood-thirsty alpacas.

Step 2

If that fails, llamas can be used to transport you and your family to a remote village in the mountains, since it is also well known that alpacas hate the mountains.

Step 3

If your llama has failed at this point to ensure the safety of you and your family, you might as well bust out the barbecue pit and make some tasty llama burgers because that llama is not going to help you any other way.